A delayed review, a GOTY controversy, and a Big Geralt: Our strange 10-year relationship with The Witcher 3

A stretched out Geralt face we like to call Big Geralt.
(Image credit: CD Projekt)

I got my first look at The Witcher 3 at E3 2013 (say that three times fast), and dutifully explained to PC Gamer readers that although Geralt may be a pretty wild guy and also a kind of hunter, that's not what "The Wild Hunt" meant. Truth be told, the term was new to me, too.

The Witcher 3 at 10

Ciri, Geralt, and Eredin in The Witcher 3.

(Image credit: CD Projekt RED)

To celebrate its 10th anniversary, all this week we're looking back on The Witcher 3—and looking ahead to its sequel, too. Keep checking back for more features and retrospectives, as well as in-depth interviews with the developers who brought the game to life.

A decade and change later and The Witcher is now one of the world's most-recognized fantasy series—even my mom knows about the Netflix show, although I'm not sure if she watched past the first episode about the wizard with a sex tower.

The Witcher 3 is also one of the games PC Gamer has celebrated and covered the most in its 30-year history. We've got a special, sometimes strange relationship with the game (you may have heard about our tub obsession). For The Witcher 3's 10th anniversary, here's a brief history of that relationship.

The review: A time when PC came second

A screenshot of a PC Gamer article titled "When is our Witcher 3 review coming

The Geralt in that Witcher 3 promo image looks a bit off, doesn't he? (Image credit: CD Projekt/PC Gamer)

Cast your mind back to the distant past: 10 whole years ago. It's a long time in PC gaming . Steam Greenlight was still around, no one was talking about 'extraction shooters,' and even though we thought of CD Projekt as a PC developer, it didn't come as a big surprise to us that console review copies of The Witcher 3 were available before PC review copies.

"While review copies of The Witcher 3 were sent out for the PlayStation 4 more than a week ago, PC code is still missing in action, despite being pre-loadable on Steam," we wrote at the time to explain why we didn't have a review yet. "Bandai Namco tells us that this is because a big day-one patch hasn't been finalized on PC in time for today's review embargo, but will be ready for worldwide release next Tuesday."

(If it seems strange to see Bandai Namco mentioned there, it's another sign of how much has changed: Back then CD Projekt relied on Bandai Namco and Warner Bros to help publish physical copies of its games in Europe and North America, respectively.)

These days, it's more often the console versions that reviewers have to wait for while a day one patch is finalized and certified. How far we've come!

When we did publish our Metal Gear Solid 5 review from the same year, which brings me to…

A brief FAQ about our 2015 GOTY pick

Witcher 3 quest - Return to Crookback Bog

(Image credit: CD Projekt Red)

What game did PC Gamer award Game of the Year in 2015?

Metal Gear Solid 5 was our 2015 GOTY.

Did anyone argue that it should be The Witcher 3 instead?

Yes, they did.

Did anyone point out that it was kind of odd to give The Witcher 3 a 'Best Singleplayer' award even though MGS5 was also a singleplayer game, mostly?

Yes, I think a few people mentioned that.

PC Gamer also declared Death Stranding GOTY in 2020. Are you in love with Hideo Kojima?

Disagreements over how much to praise or not praise Kojima games has been one of the top causes of hurt feelings at PC Gamer in my time here. (Not joking.)

Do you regret not awarding The Witcher 3 GOTY in 2015?

Speaking for myself, I like that we chose to celebrate the systems-driven design of MGS5. Our GOTY picks often do align with popular opinion (Baldur's Gate 3), but there wouldn't be much point to picking a staff GOTY if our method were to try to predict what the most people will agree with, which would be better accomplished with a poll. MGS5 won on its merits, as determined by the PCG team at the time, and that will always be the best we can do.

(But I'm certain some of us who were around then would argue harder for The Witcher 3 if we did 2015 over.)

Was MGS5 PC Gamer's most controversial GOTY pick?

We picked Spelunky in 2013 and people were pretty mad about that.

The Top 100: From GOTY snub to #1

It may not have won our 2015 GOTY award, but it wasn't long before The Witcher 3 became PC Gamer's top game of all years. We publish a new list of the Top 100 games every year, and in 2016 we put The Witcher 3 at the top, unseating Mass Effect 2 and previous champions like Skyrim and Half-Life 2.

"Wow! Our game in top spot over all these amazing games on the list... I'm a bit lost for words," said Witcher 3 game director Konrad Tomaszkiewicz at the time. "It means a lot for us, proving that all the hard work that we’ve put into making The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt and both expansions was time well spent."

The Witcher 3 stayed in that spot until being unseated in 2019 by Divinity: Original Sin 2 (thanks to its Definitive Edition update). Original Sin 2 was unseated by Disco Elysium in 2020, which was finally usurped by Baldur's Gate 3 last year.

In our current Top 100 PC games list, published last year, The Witcher 3 sits at #6.

And now, the tub

Group of blank monitors and screen on security desk or control room for monitor process or stock data trading photoshopped so each monitor displays Geralt of Rivia soaking in the tub from the beginning of The Witcher 3

(Image credit: Goodvibes Photo by way of Getty Images, CD Projekt)

We were just goofing off, really. We couldn't have known that we'd one day have a small but real connection to Henry Cavill soaking in a tub by candlelight.

It was Phil Savage, current Global Editor-in-Chief of PC Gamer, who started it. And there really wasn't much to it: We just overused a screenshot of Geralt in the tub in articles about The Witcher 3 because it seemed funny to do that.

People on Twitter noticed. Some of them were delighted. Others were mad about it. So we kept doing it.

2016: A different time. (Image credit: X)

If asked why we kept posting the tub image, I'd sometimes say that we simply didn't have any other screenshots of The Witcher 3, which once prompted a PR person to email me a press kit with more screenshots. We didn't stop.

For some, the gag was a political statement, and we did receive some angry messages about "double standards." I just enjoyed keeping the bit alive, but I do like to believe that Tub Geralt brought good things into the world:

When "hot tub streams" became a thing on Twitch in 2021, the opportunity was not lost on us, nor on CD Projekt. With Netflix, the developer streamed Geralt cosplayer MaulCosplay reenacting the tub scene in advance of WitcherCon.

For our part, we streamed a loop of The Witcher 3's tub scene for hours, occasionally playing clips of Geralt dialogue from a soundboard. (Yes, one of us was manually playing sound clips for hours.)

We archived the stream on YouTube. Behold:

6 Hours of Bath Time and Chill Tunes with Geralt of Rivia - YouTube 6 Hours of Bath Time and Chill Tunes with Geralt of Rivia - YouTube
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And don't forget Big Geralt!

A lesser-known running Geralt joke came about after modder Votislav posted a stretched-out Geralt face from The Witcher 3's files. We dubbed it "Big Geralt."

The discovery of a new kind of Geralt is a big deal. (Perhaps there are even more?) (Image credit: CD Projekt/PC Gamer)

If I'm being honest, I like Big Geralt more than Tub Geralt. He's so serene, and he still appears sometimes when we write about ultrawide displays.

More of PC Gamer's best Witcher 3 coverage

We've written a lot about The Witcher 3 over the past 10 years. Here are a few more highlights:

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Tyler Wilde
Editor-in-Chief, US

Tyler grew up in Silicon Valley during the '80s and '90s, playing games like Zork and Arkanoid on early PCs. He was later captivated by Myst, SimCity, Civilization, Command & Conquer, all the shooters they call "boomer shooters" now, and PS1 classic Bushido Blade (that's right: he had Bleem!). Tyler ed PC Gamer in 2011, and today he's focused on the site's news coverage. His hobbies include amateur boxing and adding to his 1,200-plus hours in Rocket League.

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